Hey, last night I had to take care of my grandma...she was sick and I was afraid to catch it but I'm evidently a nurse-cat....my mom says so. So I lay down next my patients and pretend like I'm doing something to help....and when they fall asleep, I head out to the porch and smoke a couple of ciggies...
My mom pushes me so hard. When I first was adopted she tried to teach me how to read. I got really angry and have developed an absolute loathing for books...not to mention how she tried to get me to memorize that stupid poem, The Owl and the Pussycat....so dumb
My mom is so easy to manipulate though, all I have to do is say "meeoow" and she runs to get me fresh food...and if I look at her ankles, she gets scared and runs away...too funny...
